It's 80 days until we get married.

I let the little Jalepeno pepper plant bloom, though, and now little peppers are forming at the base of the buds. They are only about half an inch long right now, but they should grow to five or six times that.

But it turned out that, this particular afternoon, it WASN'T a WiFi hotspot (as it advertised). So, a few hours of intesive networking (and cursing Apple Airport Extreme) it is now again a wireless hotspot.
Your Comuter Genius strikes again!

Today was a full day at the office, then a brief headlong dash for the airporter, followed by car pursuit of said airporter (a successful chase, with NailinCoffin at the wheel). But we landed here, safe and sound, despite what the pilot called "severe" turbulence.
TSG and I have been apart from each other for fifteen entire, heart-wrenching days, and in minutes, minutes, ladies and gentlemen, those just outside this terminal will witness a homecoming scene.
Yesterday I got a call from work just as I was about to head to work (8:30am) and that triggered a more or less relaxed, and more or less un-productive day of rest, recuperation, and sometimes work at home. However, it was necessary for sanity, and for the continued and improved performance of TheGenius.
At work I now have the GeniusCave (tm), which happens to be the ONLY office that has a door which closes. It became my de facto office when I (cunningly?) appropriated an entire wall for my rack of shiny new servers. The current running joke about the GeniusCave has something to do with the fact that I never have the florescent overhead lights on, just my one incandescent bulb, and my window shades up, so that my two little house plants can live.
Yesterday I also planted my Basil plants, one some kind of blue basil; the other a Genovese. Also, my last cherry tomato plant went into the last pot, and I fertilized some of the other guys, and rearranged the watering system to boot.
The basil plants weren't going to fit in the pots -- especially because they grow to five feet, and then are supposed to be trimmed back to three -- so I planted them in the ground. I gave them lots of organic potting soil, so we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
For now, I'm with (almost) my love in sunny (almost) Portland. Cheers.

Yesteday we shirked our responsibilities, grabbed a flat of beer and headed to the beach.
Getting the beer was practically the ONLY thing we did right.
To be continued...

But I've still got to crawl under the car and fix the oil leak, and I've got to pot the plants in the back yard and fertilize everything.
We dashed out to the coffee shop in San Rafael, saw TSG's Auntie C. NailinCoffin, RR, and I got embroiled in a debate about Relativity and high-level physics.
Afterwards, we headed up to Boyd Park in San Rafael and played some frisbee golf (that we just made up, not on a course). Some of the shots were nearly-vertical. We worked our way deep into the park, till we came out into public lands behind the park. We hiked up the hill a little ways and admired the view (I need a camera!).
It was a beautiful day.


You know it's friday when...
...you see the first beers of the weekend in the fridge, waiting... for five o'clock.

+ Fix irrigation in front yard.
+ Plant my two new basil plants and the new tomato plant and fertilize
+ Crawl under the car and find/fix the oil leak
+ ??? There WAS something else ???
Weekend work:
+ My current web design project

- Narrowly avoided the CHP motorcycle cop on the way to work this morning.
- Adjusted the tire pressure in the car; alignment feels alright now.
Last night we partied in the city with The Random Englishman and PilgrimoftheAbsolute. We hit up a crazy crepe place for dinner and then ended up in a smoky bar for drinks, afterwards. 'Twas an excellant time, and I had gotten in a little Genius Nap (tm) after I got home from work, so I was feeling better.
I still feel almost continually sleep-deprived though, and I also feel like I am still coming out of a severe coffee addiction... But I don't think that that makes sense or is what is really happening, but maybe... I feel like I'm underwater all the time, and lights are too bright.
Sleep and water, that's what I need. My two cure-alls. I hear they even cure cancer.




And, because I go to bed these days as close to 8 pm as possible, she usually wakes me between midnight and one am. Then we chat for a bit, and we both go to sleep.
However, we started talking about stressful-planning and work-type things,and I found myself lying awake an hour and a half after crawling back into bed, breathing exercises and all.
SO, I've got these web design plans for a current site I'm supposed to do floating around in my brain, and a snazzy illuminated keyboard, so I'm all set to work.
It just means that tomorro's GONNA BE ROUGH at work. Maybe I'll work from home.

+ we found an AWESOME band for our wedding reception
- they want $1500!
= perhaps we should find a non-name-brand artist who HASN'T released FOUR cds

The Genius thought of this long ago.

So I love computers and computing power and processors and stuff but balk at the energy consumption of a 400-watt PSU. Or even a 250-watt one...
Solar-powered, zero-enviromental impact computing, that's what I want.
And those little wireless toys with the ridiculous Li-ion batteries. They should be solar too, like those little calculators that we all had at some point or other.

Well, not really the jitters, but kind of a little hyper-nervous-shakiness. The pre-jitters. Or something.
Back to work.

To Portland, round trip:
Airplane: $158 / 2 hrs
Greyhound: $116 / 18 hrs
Amtrak: $168 / 17 hrs
Car: ~$200 / 10 hrs
I really want to go see TSG in Portland this weekend. But I might have to go next weekend instead.

(You have to wait until the thing gets hot to check ATF and PS, so...)
Everything was looking good, except that the oil was low (not good, because the leaking fluid SMELLS like oil when it burns), and that the coolant, which LOOKED like it was fine was actually bone dry. The level that I thought I was checking was actually coolant-colored sludge on the side of the tank. So I absolutely have to get more today. AND the transmission fluid was WAY OVER the full line.
Of course, that was when I realized that (a) the car was on a slanting hill, and (b) I definitely wasn't awake.
So now I've got a cup of Chai and am sitting in front of the computer...
Ready to do mind-numbing web server administration...

BUT, I've gotta save money for the big day. So maybe not right now...

I feel MUCH better.
Sunday night, even though I had to get up for work I stayed up till almost two shuffling stuff in my room. Having not been in one place very long since Africa, my "worldlies" have been scattered and augmented strangely... So now it's a matter of sorting them all out, and throwing them all out.
I've started piles in various parts of my room: car stuff here, computers over there, music equiptment here, and so on.

Silver's still smoking something, when she gets warmed up. Fluid levels continue to be fine, but I found a little hose (belongs to the EGR system, maybe?) that was off, so I reconnected it. I've GOTTA put her up on blocks and check out the underbelly.

Being the packrat that I
13 + 15 = 31
10 x 10 = 100
6 x 3 = 24
The question is, how many fingers do the aliens have?
It's easy.

Hope he doesn't mind if I give you a link to his latest alleycat post...


I'm on a semi-permanent search for the inventions that have changed the way mankind lives because I have a hypothesis that, well, there aren't any.
But. I was just in the garage breaking down our inordinately large stock of boxes. Big boxes, little boxes, boxes of great strength and large crunch-test numbers, wine boxes, and so on.
And I realized that cardboard is maybe one of the least appreciated inventions. It is one of the most ubiquitous (how that word is overused in computing circles!) and adaptable substances ever.
Everything comes in cardboard, or its wealker brother, paperboard. Our shoes: cardboard. Our backpacks: cardboard. Our luggage: cardboard. I once even built myself a cardboard house for shelter from a storm, but that's a different story.
And then, this morning, I got to thinking about cardboard. It's kindof like our society. You know, tacky. You wouldn't use cardboard if you wanted to look nice. It's ultimately weak. Yeah, it might get your record collection from here to Omaha via UPS, but you're not going to WANT to build a house of it (trust me, I KNOW). It's not a "survival tool" that any sane person would consider using in an emergency. I don't have any in my car. It wouldn't go in my patented Bachelor Survival Kit (tm), whereas something like Duct tape would (and is).
Yup. It's a great image of our society. Cardboard. Tacky, weak. Non-surviving. Ubiquitous. That's my cranky Sunday morning thought.



This means that I get out of bed if I wake up at or near (or after) 8am, as a general rule.


Or maybe they'll take those rfid credit cards that are getting popular... Just wave your keys at them as you pass by...

So now it's a lazy Saturday decompression day.
I've got a few irrigation thingies to fix in the front yard, and I've gotta put the car up on blocks and see what this oil leak is all about.
We just finished putting Da'moose's computer together and moving it upstairs.
The downstairs room still looks like a train wreck. It looks like maybe six people moved in, instead of NailinCoffin and I moving back from SoCal, which is what really happened.

- Today TSG left for Oregon.
- Today I started full-time employment.
- Yesterday was the feast day of St. Isidore the Farmer, and of his wife, St. Maria. We had an engagement blessing at St. Rita's, where it was also St. Rita's feast day.

Ginger beer, that is.
I'm back at work in 'The Office,' where I'll be doing database work and so forth for about two-thirds of the Summer, at least. Meanwhile, TSG is purusing a job on an essential oils farm in Oregon, painfully far away... Sigh...

Not really, because TSG and I both have jobs lined up, but not long-term jobs. And we also have to find a place to live after we get married...
I did some work on the irrigation systems here at home yesterday, and I think we might go and get some plants and do some gardening together in an hour or so.



The cactus-covered hills and red, chiseled and pock-marked rock give the land a true feeling of southern California.
I'm moving out of southern California for the last time a week from tomorrow.
Right now it is time for my last two classes of my college career, and, true to form, I am sitting in the coffee shop in Santa Paula, crusin' blogs.
I feel that this is a more fitting end to my college career than actually attending those classes. This way, my college career ended this morning on a bright note with Mr. Collins and Einstein.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
TSG, on the other hand, has had her last two consecutive classes at La Cabaña. I'm about to go join them over there, because it's "more of a party than a class," as her prof just remarked.

When we mention this to people (our friends) we generally get one of two reactions:
(1) Right on!
or
(2) No! You can't do that!
I think most of our parents didn't go to theirs', and we certainly don't feel any obligation to the school, or even really to our current class (excepting certain members, whom we love).
And we feel that getting our diplomas from Mimi (on next Thursday!) is even more symbolic than getting them from the dean.



I was introducing my Kenyan former roommate's mother to my fiancee's father's brother-in-law. Seriously. And that was only the beginning of the mayhem.
It was great crowd and a great time.


Last weekend we left here at 4am, arrived in Santa Clara - at the INCREDIBLY beautiful Santa Clara mission - attended the wedding, the reception, and so on, and then headed back down here, arriving at 10pm.
This weekend will be a little more sane, though we are taking an almost full load of stuff (after trying to throw out or give away most of it)...

We played seven innings in the on-and-off-rain, and then had hamburgers and then burned our thesis drafts in a fifty-gallon metal drum...


Lake Victoria, Faith, Widow-Inheritance, HIV/AIDS, Orphans, & Hope! These are some of the topics Fr. Benedict Croell OP from the Dominican Friars of East Africa will share with us during all the Masses this weekend. Deacon Turrentine's son, Don Turrentine, recently worked 2 months doing missionary work together with the Dominicans in Kisumu near Lake Victoria in Western Kenya. They will be telling us first-hand about the fascinating work of the Dominican Friars in Kenya, Tanzania & Uganda in youth evangelization & assisting the poor & orphans. If you wish to be generous and share in their work contact Fr. Benedict directly at benedictcroell@yahoo.com or you can call him: 720-226-2239 (until May 29).
Fr. Benedict Croell OP
Dominican Friars Kisumu (c/o Dominican Mission Secretariat)
141 E. 65th ST.
New York, NY 10021-6607


...
REI’s purchase of 10 million kilowatt hours will place the company among the top 10 retailers in the country purchasing green power.


There were orange ones, and yellow ones (on three different bushes and plants), pink and white ones, purple and white ones, and some pale blue ones.
On the way down the final hill, we gathered bouquets of sage, lavender, and some other sweet-smelling herbs to hang and dry in our room.
We saw a squirel, a bunny, a mole (dead), lots of quail, other birds... A ripe avocado that TSG stepped on... And we made baby footprints (with our hands) in the mud along the side of the trail...


We are back from Florida, and back to work, although we don't have classes (UGH!) till tomorrow. It's okay though, by the time we realize that we are back it will be the weekend.


And I feel that the in-laws have fully accepted me into their family. I won't say how I know this just yet, but...

We went to a coffee shop here in Pensacola... It's called Bad Ass Coffee Company, but it's not a funkycoolhipindependent coffee place, but a franchise... Ah, well, it had good coffee, okay sandwiches, and a terrible big-screen tv showing an awful gameshow.
But the company (we brought) was AWESOME.

Actually, I got MOST of them cut...


Of course, that's not really a NEW feeling...
I've been working, remotely, on computers all day. I read Edward Abbey until late in the night, and slept in this morning. We went visiting friends in town, bringing them coffee, and we rushed back for my class, which was canceled. I think we're still kind of getting caught up from sleep-dep on the weekend, and we're getting ready for our Florida adventure tomorrow.

I'm thinking right after school, when she and I drive up to my folks house, and then when she continues on to Oregon that I will go with her, and we could spend a day or two at Mt. Tabor on the way up.
I've also got lots of relatives and friends that I haven't spent time with at all recently...

Good times.
And we are ready to get away from all the rain for a few days. We're preparing to make the most of the sun in Florida, although the last time we went their they had a hurricane, just for us. So we'll see...

The snow has stayed on Topa Topa for four or five days! Despite all this newfound California sun!

I have received ONE of those books.
How can this company stay in business?
I like it as a marketplace for the used book vendors... THEY deliver their books and such ASAP, 'cause their reputation depends on it.
Amazon is good for finding rare things, but they stink as far as getting them to you.

I sold a hard drive on ebay a while back, and I let the paypal payment just fester in my account while I searched and searched for good deals on climbing gear.
In fact, I searched so much that it would have been better financially to WORK all that time and simply buy, flat-out, mindlessly, top-of-the-line gear. Oh well. Now I have items with character.
I have an olive print chalk bag, some 7-year-old ex-rental climbing shoes, and a Singing Rock harness.
And I oh-so-want a Black Diamond ATC Belay Device. An a D Carabiner, also for belaying.
AND we've already had almost TWO sunny days in a row! We may actually get to go climbing this month!


Anyways, TSG and I finally got all her parents' stuff moved out of the storage unit and in the moving truck so that it can all be shipped to their new (Florida) address. Sweet.
Tomorrow, after class, we are going up into the mountains to visit some friends. We are taking the little truck because, unfortunately, the Silver Bullet has a problematic steering rack. I am researching and ordering a new one and hopefully I can install it by Eastertide, so my brother can drive home in it.
Four more days of class and we'll be in Florida for almost a week.
Fourteen more days of class and we'll be college grads, and we won't ever have to come back to this infernal place. I can't wait.

TSG's defense was yesterday, Stevo's today. They both passed, which is all we care about right now.
Only 16 days of class left.
We'll be in Florida for a week, starting next Wednesday, getting an early start on our summer tans.

Including some nice 64-bit machines...

It's actually pretty fast and peppy and that sort of thing... And it's a tough one.

TSG and I discovered a 5:30 pm mass in the area that WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS TO. So we have been going there the last few days, instead of to campus. The mass is said in English, which is nice, and by a nice old Irish (we think) priest who dispenses with the whole affair in about 29 minutes. And then they all say evening prayer, or like last night, stations of the cross in Spanish.




Now I just have to show up for enough classes to pass... and I'm done.

Mine is the day after tomorrow.
I need to write a preceses of about 250 words, sort of a caveat emptor for those tutors elected to read and attack -- the opposite of defend -- my thesis.
I'm thinking that it'll be something like a description of how my thesis really only pertains to natural theology, the realm of philosophy as it deals with God, not the realm of Faith. Because I can envision it being attacked on those grounds...
Incidentally, here is my thesis, for what it's worth. I don't think I'm terribly impressed or satisfied by what it turned out to be, but I think that it will do.

CUST SRVC: "Oh, let me take care of that. Ok, I reversed it. Is there anything I can help you with today?"
ME: "Um, no... I guess not..."
I was a little bit stunned. I was ready to cancel the whole card, and ready to be fuming angry at them, and then...
It's a good customer service trick they got going there...
And probably good financially, too. Many people probably just pay the thing, and the ones who don't get endeared to the whole system so that they can have their money sucked out of them later, like a thin-skinned tourist in Kisumu...



By Laura Schaefer
#1. It’s like looking in a mirror! It turns out we all have a little something in common with Narcissus—the mythical fellow who fell in love with his own reflection. Scientists at the University of Liverpool recently concluded that our brains favor people with familiar faces. The research team asked over 200 participants to view a number of digitally altered human faces. They found that subjects preferred the features they found the most familiar—whether that means his or her own visage or that of a family member. This may explain that common phenomenon of couples looking like they could be siblings.



(I didn't dump any ice water on him this year, though I thought about it.)
So now, life gets better and better.
Automotive report: I put a new battery in TSG's truck today; one of the cells tested as dead and I was only getting 11 or so volts, and each time I tried to crank the engine, it scuddered. So now it's much better, and it has a new, much tinier battery.
Now I've got a lot of computer work to do, and some websites to design, and some money to earn, CAUSE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!


WYRUFAT

The new law-- the first statewide abortion ban enacted since the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision-- is due to go into effect July 1...
Thus the South Dakota law sets the stage for the first direct challenge to Roe v. Wade...

I had a dream that I was a journalist attached to a Marine squad in 1989, I think maybe in Iraq, and after a firefight which wiped out everyone who was with us except me and one other fellow, I had to talk him out of suicide.

Back to the grind again, but not for too much longer. We're almost done.

I've got some reworking, some references to look up, and then whatever changes the advisor recommends, but I'm done for now, until I discuss it with him...
This is exciting...


Know what I've started doing? I've started cleaning not only the outside of my car's windows with the squeegee at the gas station, but also the INSIDE as well. Yeah...








-No fees until you sell the blessed thing
-Shipping credit!
-No Paypal taking a chunk out of your money, they put it right into your checking account
See what I'm selling on Amazon...

I now have a puncture wound on my left thumb, a huge blister on my right thumb, and hamburger hands in general...


Now I've got a few things to do, a thesis draft to crunch out, and a road trip to go on.

15 of which I can skip and still graduate.
It's not that I'd do that, it's just a comforting thought.

The bank that I chose to open a savings money market account (after long hours of painstaking research) I have barely had contact with. I think I may have mailed or faxed them an initial authorization page or something, and maybe talked to them on the phone once... But other than that, all of my interaction with them has been through the internet, either their website or email, for the last two years.
That's pretty remarkable.
(There is a "Refer-a-Friend-and-get-$20-each" link...)


President's Day on Monday.
Don Rags the week after.
Time to crunch out the last few revisions of the ol' thesis.

I happen to be reading A Walk Across America, which chronicles a slightly different trek.
For one thing, Peter ran 11 miles every day BEFORE setting out, and The Fat Man couldn't even walk to the eatery. Peter Jenkins AND Cooper together weighed about HALF of what he weighed.

Ah well...
TSG and I are planning on extending the President's Day holiday and merging it with TAC's Don Rags next week in order to get enough time for a San Fran-Thesis-Getaway. We'll see what happens.



Don took me to a coffee shop in Ojai, and while he boldy drank a blueberry latte, I grew considerably. Perhaps because of his discussion with his advisor this morning, I received an entirely new section about boundaries.



Somewhere between heading down to the classroom to pound out some drum n' bass and watching Peter D sweat and labor over removing a rock wall, we ended up in Santa Paula loading chairs into the back of a little green pickup for Joe T.
There were about 18 other things in there, too. Hey, wanna go ride bikes?


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But here's one irate remark:
When did the American public approve of "1-year agreements" and "early termination fees"?
Are we just used to getting trampled on by large, extortive companies? Are we completely reliant on buying things on credit? Have we lost faith that Americans determine what values are represented by companies in our country?
Time is over-ripe for a change of public values.

As soon as I'm done with that, I'm going switch modes and hats and go to work on my thesis again.
Because we just read Husserl, I am writing a "Train of thought in this Thesis" as a glorified outline of my thesis and its thoughts, arguments, and conclusions. This I will then give to my wonderful thesis advisor: target time 7pm tonight. Go go!

If YOU think it is a problem that my girlfriend and I are holding hands, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
Deal with it.






I dunno... but that's when the muse strikes...

I am up late - for a change - and working on my thesis (also a change, kinda...).
The winds are blowing somethin' fierce, tree limbs down, various plants of all size being carried to and fro through the air - that sort of thing.
I'm behind on the computer work, work that I/we were supposed to get done by the beginning of this year... Having encountered various setbacks...
TSG and I must be getting in better shape, because we hiked straight up the hill, and then later went running, jogging up another one, and we weren't even winded.
I really need to exercise, maybe because it helps get stress out, the stress that always builds up here...
Anyways, back to the thesis. More later.


You know what I want to see? On the fourteenth page of the paper? An obituary.


Sigh.
I turned it down...

Then we drove her much-dejected boyfriend back to
The dorm room's depressing, much as I've tried to spruce it up. Maybe I should get some plants in here and put more things on the walls.
I don't like this school, being here, very much.
There are just 71 class days left. And I can skip 21 of them.
You can always tell the quality of the student by whether he lists "classes missed" or "skips to go" on the back of his or her door.
I'm not really going to skip 21 of them, but it is a reassuring thought that I could. And still get my diploma. Which is all I want from here.
I have one class that it is simply amazing to go to, on account of the prof being incredible and the material being quite good, most of the time, and I have two other classes for which I also have amazing tutors (but the curriculum sucks).
This is what I am paying 23,000 hard-earned (some of that earning still in the future, #$@^^$!) dollars, I am going into debt for. I don't believe in going into debt. In fact I don't believe in a lot about the school, but for some reason, somehow, I am still here...

A bizarre, spiritual, drank too much mate, half-prayer half-nap.
Onwards and upwards.

Thanks (in part) to TSG's wonderful parents and their wonderful Christmas presents, Colby is my new favorite cheese.
I've been eating a lot of cheese before bed, so I've been have wild and more lucid dreaming...
I have these creative thoughts during the day, but they are stifled by other things, like class... sigh...
We are "working on our thesises" now, and going out for an Australian's birthday party at 9:00pm, if we can stay awake that long.


To a certain extent yes, following one's convictions is respectable.
But if those convictions greatly differ from what is objectively true, then it is not commendable to follow them. It is, rather, one's duty to ensure that one's convictions conform as nearly as possible to what is really true.

If it were a book, at least there would be ripping and tearing of pages, or burning, or burying, or impact, or a splash. But with the intenet, nothing, silence. A computer turns off, and out winks all of the electronic information superhighway. Pathetic.

"Hey, when I wipe my face on the car, I get the car dirty!"
Favorite quotation from the post-Mass analysis today:
The music was "musically very good, liturgical appropriateness not so much."



We both were completely black at the end of it; in fact all three of us were (Myself, CrashBox, & the car).
I took a few pictures, will post later.
The only reason I'm still up is because of those energy drinks and the fact that I can sleep in (a little) tomorrow. Before I head to San Francisco for the part of the weekend that I don't spend driving. 'Night.





Spent a number of hours today working on the ol' Silver Bullet, replacing the front brake discs. I only got one done, and there was a while where despite all the grunting and pulling and pounding with a rubber mallet I really didn't think that the disc would ever come off. I kept double-checking to make sure there weren't any extra bolts I missed. I took off the wheel hub cover by mistake - when I was getting desperate - and looked inside.
My pneumatic floor jack leaked a significant amount of fluid after I used it to raise the car, so I quickly put jackstands under it and pondered the worrying puddle. But so far the jack still works, so I dunno...
Doing computer work from Ojai. TSG is house-sitting again and Crashbox said I could stay at his place while he's gone... TSG and I leave for Minnesota the day after tomorrow...
PAX...



Eddyways, I'm sure it will end up being fine.
Merry Christmas!


I'm going to see another friend tomorrow, and then
I think I've worked more than forty hours this week and seen a different social party every day. Wow. And even daily mass. In fact, maybe that's what made it possible.

here
here
here
It's such a cool town, too. I bought a Spanish classical guitar when I was there last...




Then I had a dream about a fast food chili place where subsequent customers dipped their faces in the same trough of chili to feed. It was gross, but Steve-O was there.

Snowboard down.
Paradise.
I'd like to do that.
Seven Summits?
This is Fr. A's brother...




"Unions? We still have those? Why? Let's shut 'em down!"

Instead of the community coming together to provide for a member who has been struck ill or been injured, people now rely on impersonal assistance, assistance that they have paid for by paying into an insurance policy.
And this whole system is setup to circumvent natural human generosity and charity so that someone may profit exorbitantly off of it.
What if someone ran an insurance company that paid everyone back the part of their premiums that hadn't been used at the end of the year (or two)? Or just created a communal pool of money that only needed to be paid into (equally, by everyone) when it dipped below a certain value?
Greed has replaced good common sense, and a whole host of other virtues in our society today.



- It's just that science and religion, by definition, do not play on the same field. Science plays with material causes and empirical truths and theories; religion deals primarily with metaphysics and beyond.
Of course, religion has a trickle-down effect for those who are able to understand less and would rather believe more. That is, you can believe more than you have to within religion. People do this all the time: they believe - or 'take on faith' - what they could understand with their own reason. This is fine, but it does not actually limit religion in any way.

In the realm of western "science," all one studies is material cause. The existence of God and His role in creation is a completely seperate metaphysical question that this "science," as it defines itself, has no role in determining higher causes.
Science, then, by definition, can't conclude that God (a) does not exist, or (b) that He does not choose to work through natural selection and some form of evolution.



Merry Christmas!
Tomorrow is the shortest day of the year! YES! Then the days start get longer. YES!

And then cruise calmly past the CHP, smiling slyly, as they frantically TRY to clock you with their lastest TWIN LASER radar gadjets.
Wow, I need to go to bed!

She hopped over to Bakersfield (ugh! Bakersfield!) to see an old friend with a new bebe...

Heavy rain along the route prompted huge electric signs to display dire warnings about the slippery-ness of the roadway. A half-dozen scattered accidents confirmed not only this, but also the sheer inability of Californians to drive in rain.
We listened to The Decemberists, The Rolling Stones, watched A Hard Day's Night, and then listened to Billy Bragg & Wilco's Mermaid Avenue Vol. II while shooting through San Jose.

I take that back about never feeling it before. Childhood excursions with the fam, anyone? As Bill Bryson says, "I fondly remember..."
Eddyways, perhaps I'm still up because I slept in today.
Last night we jammed in Ojai, at Crashbox's pad, where we played every friday night
Had some good sounding tunes, but I want to start making a set list, and/or writing down what we play so that we can introduce new things and work on specifics.
Time to turn out the bug light and go to bed.


Perhaps I need to stop eating so many fatty foods. And get more exercise.
Also, d'y'all 'member when Seldom went to da trailer park? Check out the blog mini-series here, The Trailer Park Years.
If it wasn't past my bedtime, I'd write a song about it.


I'm switching from the Summa Theologica to the Summa Contra Gentiles in my primary working-from sources because I like the layout better (no crazy objectors), and because sometimes I feel like a Gentile...

Lab Fascinating to listen to prof
Math Fascinating to listen to prof, otherwise waste of time
Sem Amazing class. Mostly important authors, incredible tutor.
Phil Absolute waste of time. Book could be read in 1/4 the time and understood better.
Theo Important topic, but utterly annoying way of discussing it.
And I'm going to start posting ficticious signs about student government meetings...


You are Green Lantern
| Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination. ![]() |

(pause)
TSG (mirth): No! Not WHILE he was running!



I feel the weight lifting...
I feel like I did before the plunge into finals week, and it's amazing how good it was and how good it will be at noon tomorrow. I just wish this was my LAST semester of college ever, instead of it being the penultimate one.


Again the corpus of various blogging posts have drifted by me, calling out "post me, post me," and I have turned nary an idle brain wave more toward them... And thus they remain unposted.
This finals week was scheduled to be a record easy one for me: no math exam, and theology already out of the way, so just a cake - oral - seminar final and a lab test and a philosophy test. However, I forgot to factor in the whole teaching-people business. Which is why I am still up at quarter to four am. Sigh...

We have a day off today because it is the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception, and the Pope has also granted a plenary indulgence attached to some activities today.
More later.

It's cold, bone cold, with that piercing chill that only comes from desert mountain air.
Only eight days of school left till finals.
Our trip down here on the 101 yesterday was marked by an unusually high number of wrecked vehicles - some resting on their roofs (rooves?) - strewn on the side of the road. Periodically there was traffic, mostly seemingly due to these violent accidents, but overall the trip was not bad...
I can't wait to be done with this semester, and school in general. I feel like my life is being held in stasis much of the time here, but I sure do like being with TSG, just about anywhere.
I drove a friend down to the wrecking yard today, so that he could pay the tow truck and storage place and get his totalled car to the junkyard for permanent disposal. I tried to take a few pictures of the car, but they didn't come out too well...
My friend had hit a gravel patch, skidded out, and went off a cliff. Sixty feet and several rolls later he and his four occupants came to a rest - all of them amazingly unscathed. They clambered out and up the cliff.
I passed by a few minutes later, and saw two CHP cars with lights on... two of my friends standing there, their car conspiciously absent.
More later...

This last strech of school stretched me pretty thin; I needed this break about three weeks ago.
Only nine class days left when we get back, and then it's finals and the end of the semester.
I feel slightly sick, and I slept for the first hour of the road trip, but it will be a good weekend. A small, family thanksgiving dinner is planned for tonight, and then maybe some good talk, a small glass of scotch, and an early bedtime. Maybe it will be cold enough to have a fire inside.
Then perhaps a day or two of sleeping in, a few hours of work on a laptop or two, and some thesis work.
We've been reading Bill Bryson (The Lost Continent) on the way up, out loud.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

I am heavily weighed upon by the words of other men. Of what value is the entire corpus of human thought, if it not be easily integrated into one's own soul? Perhaps understanding should not come easily, if it is of things deep and complex, and yet – perhaps it should.
(thoughts as I carry my greatly-book-laden backpack to the office)


Set in San Francisco, the Random Englishman and I toured a combination of a fairgrounds, an old museum, and a work-working craft shop.
Later on, That Special Girl and I stopped to pickup this other girl, some kind of troubled, twice-removed, long-lost cousin.
She was the kind of girl who was perpetually miserable because she was always trying to make herself happy by doing things that obviously made her still more miserable. We asked her if we could do anything to help her, and tears welled up in her eyes.
She clutched her cigarette. She stubbed it out, brought a crumpled pack from her purse or pocket; drew another smoke out; held it up to her streaked face, lit it.
She sobbed, just once, composed herself.
"Just achieve your dreams," she said, her voice cracking, "and that will give me hope."





Nay, the only change is in you.
You have become wilder.
Veinte-tres mas o menos... Cinco mas o menos...
1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.
tagged by Pilgrim

Well, I started getting started, but then I erased all of it, because it's so obvious.
You can't really reduce gun violence by legislation. That's a myth. Look at the numbers of violent crimes committed with LEGAL handguns, you DOLTS! This bill is NOT going to reduce illegal possesion of firearms, it is going to increase it. Neither will it decrease violent crime. End of story.
Make owning guns MORE legal, and you might begin to reduce gun-associated crime. Stop companies from flooding the ILLEGAL market with cheap junk guns and you might have made a start. Prevent children in ghettos from having guns. But don't take away guns from those who legally own them, and from those who are responsible citizens. Nanny-state politics. England here we come. Bah!!


Mate, TJ's salami and Dubliner cheese, out to dinner pizza and Harp, more song and a teeny little nip of Jack Daniels to soothe the aching throat before bed, and it's back to work tomorrow morning and ... thesis.
Ahh, life ... is good.


TSG is house-sitting (and taking care of a daughter-left-behind-while-the-parents-are-on-vacation), so we are over there eating and taking care of homework and such.
All day saturday was spent down at the tack house, working on a minivan with ReductioAdAbsurbam. The owner of the car? His girlfriend, or more unfortunately, his girlfriend's father. He had backed the car into a guard rail pole, yada yada. There, now the whole internet knows. Eddyways, as I was saying, we spent all day saturday working on the dent: pounding, pushing, pulling, prodding... We used a slide hammer to get most of it out, and blocks of wood and a heavy hammer. I still would like to obtain a dead-blow hammer - the kind filled with lead shot. After we got the dent sufficiently out, we sanded the heck out of it by hand, and with a motorized sander and then a belt sander. Next we used a ball pein hammer and put the dent back in to the point where we could bondo it. After three layers of bondo and much sanding, spraying, and so forth, we finally had a finished product, after about ten or twelve hours of work. Whew.
Meanwhile, in the classic November football "Turkey Bowl", our friends were throwing touchdown passes and breaking the noses of their other friends. Good times.

But I got everything done, and I have class in five, so that's where I'm headed.
To find out the results of my Molly G final, where I took too much time and confused myself on two questions, but pretty much had everything else right... Oh, the shame. She'll have some words to say about that, I reckon.
Huck Finn seminar tonight at the F's house. With Knob Creek.
Thesis proposal still continues to tread water, barely. Gotta haul that thing to land and give it CPR.

I'm sitting outside in a little park-like thing on a bench made of recycled plastic. The wireless connections here are security-enabled and I don't really think that I should crack into them, so I'm on the internet via my motorola v220 and a data-cable. The service is purportedly slower than the GC83 card I was using (which is on the EDGE network), but I find the reception/signal to be far more consistent with this device...
Anyways, we have big plans today: visiting the Cingular store, picking up a bicycle tire patch kit, and maybe some new running shoes. While I'm waiting for the morning's various civic duties to terminate, I will be working on some computer work and then some thesis work.
Maybe I'll even post some pictures from Florida later - my new old phone (I was given it second-hand) has a little camera in it...

On the bright side, we have a day off tomorrow, on which to play catch up...


Things are great, but tons and tons of work - both thesis, school, and computer - loom on the horizon.


(as I would have in the past), but I'll "see what I can do," to use that ambiguous and pernacious phrase...

- Went on another Extreme Rosary Walk
- Lit my running shoe on fire while at the
- Social Hour by the fire on the patio

I just disabled the internet connectivity on a computer I was remote-desktop'd into so that I could run a program that required to be run without internet access... While I connected through an encrypted tunnel... I feel like a brain surgeon...

Looks like this has become a weekend-only, no-content blog!
Things are going well at school, but busy...
More later...

The topic areas that I have are, in no particular order,
1) Calculus and the Mind of God
2) Essence, Existence, Name & Definition
3) Stewardship of the Land
I would really just like to do them all (a 20-page scholastic paper is really not that much work or that hard to do), but they want me to get an advisor, and follow deadlines, and string it out and stress about it...or something...
This should be fun, though...


Party this weekend southwards, but - and this is a BIG BUT - thesis proposals are due on Monday. And I don't even have an advisor, or a topic area, or a thesis proposal, so... it looks like partying is out.

Don't forget that it is 9/11 today.

E and I and Peter D- went out to sushi in celebration of making all of our classes. Peter had never been to sushi before, so we treated him to a Sunset Dragon and the Alaskan Rolls, and spicy tuna, and river eel, and a buncha other raw (and some cooked) goodness at Sushi Marina in Ventura.
I'm scrambling for a thesis topic. Still reading Adam Smith for seminar; I want to write up all his starting principle and then discuss if, how, and why I agree or disagree with them. I think a thesis topic that involves him and Thomas and possibly "The Philosopher" could come out of it: something about stewardship of the land...


We've been getting up at 6:30am and going to 7am mass every morning, which works out swimmingly - as long as we actually get to bed by 10pm, which doesn't always happen...
This weekend I was down in San Diego for a wedding... It was almost a 24-hour trip; we left campus at 4:30am Saturday morning, and returned to campus
at 3am Sunday morning.
We are reading Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations for three seminars, and surprisingly, I find myself disagreeing with many if not most of his starting assumptions. Perhaps because I have been studying this guy's work lately.

I survived the first week of school; there is hope.
Now I just need to find a thesis topic and start churning it out.

This is Day 3 (or 4) of school, and feels... very strange.
I have decided to stop asking myself "what the heck am I doing here" and to focus instead on the job at hand.
I expect blogging shall be light while I get accustomed to a new schedule...
Been going to 7am mass, starting the day off right, and in bed in between 10-11pm.
Right now I'm finishing up War & Peace for tonight's seminar.


And why does the summer seem like it lasted 6 months?
And why do I still have a year of college left, at my age? And WHY am I going back to finish it? And...AAAAAGGGHHHH.
This is why I stopped asking why a while ago, at least about these things...
I'll be at school, in class, tomorrow. In thiry-one hours.

Doing some remote computer work, finally got The Office nearly up to 100% software license compliancy... Trying to figure out what I'm taking down to school, and how I'm going to deal with work while I'm there, and how I'm going to deal with being there at all...




Anyways, I'm a firm believer that the American families ought to either pull the plug or have the plug pulled, and either be forced or force themselves to sit around and interact. We have had a few comical discussions in the moments that the power has been off, and it is amazing how much more quiet it is without electricity. There must be a constant hum or something when it is on, because it is dead silent when it is off.
Of course, I still have internet access, having a cell phone network card, and a laptop with battery power. And my APC UPS is charging my cell phone.
Well, goodnight folks.


So now I'm cruisin' blogs, something I haven't done in a long time, prob due to lack of down-time and a slow(ish) internet connection (cingular).
But I'm about to go take care of the rest of my chores. Really.
And read the remaining 1130 pages of War and Peace.




If we could find a way to prevent people from making money on war...

I had to abandon my East coast-via-Gallup-Dallas-New-Orleans-and-Memphis travel plans.
Too much work and other obligations are going to keep me here at home.
Sigh.
I still think that this is the summer-of-most-miles-logged-by-me, though.
I'll just have to make my (oft-postponed) East coast tour all the more extensive and long when I actually do it.
So, anyways, I'm back in the San Francisco bay area (as of late Tuesday night) and I'm back to work and such here.
And I've got a lot of adventure stories to tell, and I'll do that when I get the down-time. Or maybe, since that down-time never seems to happen, I'll just "make some time" one of these days.


I just spent a while (and nearly missed my plane because of it) talking to a few military chaps in the bar at Gate E3.
They have some crazy stories from Iraq, and they showed me their IPD (I think), battle armor, which can stop rounds fired from an AK47, the 7.62 round. That is pretty amazing. One of the guys had been shot by an AK, but his ceramic plate had stopped it. He also said he has video footage of an IED going off, one that lifted a 60+ ton Abrams tank feet into the air, and flipped it over, killing all inside. And many other crazy stories.
I tried to pay for their beer, but they snuck back and paid off the waitress, paying for part of my meal instead! Punks... So eddyways... The waitress was cute, though.

I'm hungry, slightly-hungover (i.e. 'feeling the effects' of last night's post-wedding-partying), about to be slightly annoyed by being more than slightly overcharged for beer at this airport bar, and looking forward to the "hot dog" they are about to serve me. The waitress is cute, though.
The military people who were using the bathroom were kinda funny. Both of them, after finishing up their toiletries, washing their hair, brushing their teeth, etc, and their other "personal moments" pulled out an extra-long piece of towel and cleaned the sink and the area around it. I was impressed; old Mother ARMY still teaches well.
Oh, and the bathrooms had "Auto-Soap" devices.

One dude came out of the gate off the plan and ran right into the arms of his waiting woman. Everyone in the terminal clapped, and I felt the whole thing tugging at my heart. It's good to see these men and women back from the fight.
Like that one dude always says, our freedom ain't free. Someone's gotta work for it, and it's good to know that these folks are doing just that (despite the questions about the morality of various conflicts)...

The Eagles say this is a "crazy, crazy, crazy, life"...
...and Jeff (still) says he hates the Eagles.

- Listening to Gordon Lightfoot
- Doing web programming
- Did the Chores
- Plotting Eastbound Roadtrip (again)

It's hot outside; I'm on my third coffee drink. This one's a sweet, iced something-or-other. It's this month's special, I dunno.
More later. (which is my blog's new catchphrase. sorry).
Oh, in other news, I did successfully get a ticket to PA this weekend, so I will be flying in to Philly friday night, and splitting rental car costs with a friend and heading up to Scranton, PA for the wedding. Anyone know where the party's at Friday night? I probably won't get up there 'til midnight. Also, if anyone needs a ride from Philly on friday, or to Philly Sunday afternoon, let me know,

You can't save money you weren't going to spend anyway by doing anything with something that's advertised (other than a savings account or a mutual fund).
This after hours-days-weeks of searching for a east-bound flight to PA.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Multitudinous reports of my adventures to follow.





I don't actually sing TO them, I just sing and play in the free moments when I don't have to do anything and it's all on them... I didn't bring an instrument today, so I'm just singing and dancing along to many, varied, randomly-playing recorded tunes...

I hate to be a harbinger of doom, but there are several groups of people who wish to "kill us all"... And if you stubbornly, obnoxiously refuse to believe that, well...
I've talked to people who know people like that...

Truth or Falsity
It's as if everything in existence is asked this question, 'True or False?'
Truth can be painful, hurtful, but ultimately it is good. Falsity seems easy, convenient, but ultimately is painful and destructive.
* * *
Truth is found in seeking God's will. Falsity is found in seeking our own in preference to God's will.
I need to clarify what I mean by all these things in that statement, define the terms, etc.
* * *
Remember the California Energy Crisis? That was caused by falsity. Ever drive around at night in California, or better yet, fly? Know how many chain stores, malls, megaopolis shopping centres, and so on are vividly lit up all night, every night? Know how much power that consumes, and is wasted, and could be saved? But, no, the problem is with the energy companies. They are not providing enough. The sins of the capitalist machine are ignored, morally justified without question...
Such is the tyranny of falsity...



now you have to give it to me, I most likely have never ever forwarded
something on to you to add to your inbox clutter, so high up on my
information age pet peeve list is getting piles of bulk forwards. But
this request from my friends who are laboring on behalf of the
fledgling Transfiguration College project seemed worth braving any
irritation that it may cause, and if you are genuinely without any
interest whatsoever in an Eastern Rite Catholic Great Books College
(faithful to the Magisterium, all orginal sources, emphasis on the
Church Fathers, with greek, and iconography) definately just delete
this very instant.
But if you do have some interest and have a minute to spare, go ahead
and drop them an email expressing interest in the project -- even if
it is beyond remote that you will actually go there -- if you are
simply interested in the possibility of such a college (the first of
its kind), they could sure use a brief message saying so. (See #1
below)
the newly vamped website is up at: http://www.transfigurationcollege.org
with the transfig blog up at: http://transfigurationcollege.blogspot.com
Thank you!
Pax vobiscum




But, dear reader, you will pleased to learn that I am trying my darned-est to adapt. Yessir. Just a couple more free gin martinis and I'll be there. Course, it may take a scotch or two, too.

Expect exciting In-The-Field Action Blogs (r) all next week. Or at least at some point next week. Maybe some pics, too, if Joe's camera (a) doesn't get stolen, (b) doesn't break, and (c) was actually packed with working batteries.
Happy Independence Day!


I took that AP Calculus class back in 1998 & 1999. I still know all that stuff, somewheres inside my head... I suppose I shouldn't throw all that stuff when I still have some calculus studying to do, but we got further in that class (and in the two college Calculus classes I took afterwards) then That Anonymous College ever goes. In fact, when I was preparing for the first day of classes my freshman year at TAC, I went ahead and did all of the calculus exercises in the manual.
That binder that I had today was of the size and magnitute that our AP History professor used to wave around and say: "If you want to pass the test, you need to make one of these."
But I don't mind recycling all those notes now. I can look at a textbook and explain it just as well without them...
I do like math. Maybe I'll teach a calculus class someday, if the next generation is smart enough to learn it...
I'm going to get some of my Africa pictures and my collection of stuff from England and Ireland and make a scrapbook in that binder.
It's a friday, but it feels like a saturday.

My back is sore in a weird place (I think) from doing too many vigorous flipturns while swimming (in a pool, for exercise) two days ago. But my chiropracter says he'll be in the office tomorrow, because a lot of people need his services for this holiday weekend...
Things are holding in place at the office, treading water... So I kindof want to say 'hands off' until I get back and finish up a few projects...
Which means I'm taking care of business at home today and possibly tomorrow...
And it sure is beautiful outside... Summer is here. 80 degree days, but pleasant.



In a word, hectic. But it doesn't all fit in a word, even that word. Hectic-mongous? No...
Monday I leave for Guatemala; these last few frantic days I'm trying to wrap up all the projects I've been working on for the last three weeks, while trying to ensure that ABOSOLUTELY NO ERRORS crop up while I'm away...
Basically, I'm running on pure adrenaline...

I'm home early from work -- early meaning I left at 6:00pm -- and now I have about six calls to make, half of them business related, and a BUNCHA other stuff to do, so... Bloggig definately still has the back seat.
And I'm off to Guatemala for a week leaving Monday.

As in, caffeine is no longer an estranged friend.

"Due to Swiss-wide technical problems..."

Although I dreamt about work last night, meaning that sleep never effectively rescued me from the nightmare of Microsoft DNS. Ah well.
The Silver Bullet now has a new timing belt, and much to my chagrin, new seals, belts, and a new water pump. Those last items I did not want to pay for; rather I had hoped to do them myself over the weekend.
But my de-caffeinated brain got the better of me, and said something like "well the car's already there, might as well have them do it," and so I dropped a couple more
I'm off to Portland, OR tomorrow for a five-day weekend vacation-thingie. I plan not to so much as look at a computer, but evidentally I'm poor at planning, because I'm taking my tablet with me. Hey, if I can make a few bucks while sitting in an airport lobby, why not, right?
Wish me happy trails.
On a side note, my father and I took one of the prof's from TAC out to dinner tonight, at The Kitchen, in Novato. Very nice. Terrific, in fact. We talked about fishing Golden Trout together in the Sierras in early August. Dad and I were just talking about backpacking this summer... Basically, I want to go to all those places right now that he went to "years ago"...

After morning mass!
And then I sat all day with an aching-lack-of-caffeine-induced-head-condition feverishly working out the kinks in a Microsoft Windows 2003 Server DNS install.



Parking was found in the center-most lane of all the roads around there, they are normally two-lane-each-way roads, but people parked all up in one lane each way, which felt kinda funny. But they didn't tow my car, or even give me a ticket, so...
And those lovely Spanish-speaking folk were certainly in no hurry to finish mass, let me tell you... It must have been close to two hours, a significant portion of which I spent thinking and praying in my own, isolated world...
Now I'm still at work, listening to IBC Radio over the internet...

* Didn't work at the office yesterday, so i am today.
* Javier the cleaning dude was here when I got to work, so I gave him a piece of my pizza that I brought for lunch.
* While waiting for a couple of computers to finish running a few programs, I threw out all sorts of old software cds, manuals, papers, etc that were cluttering up the humble domain of the "Tech Department" here... Spring cleaning... It feels so good... And it's so easy... At least's with other peoples' stuff, when you're getting paid for it... Now if I could just do it with my own stuff, while not getting paid, that would be something...

* I like really simple foods, mostly. Lentils, grilled-cheese sandwiches, cold cereal, peanut butter sandwiches. Burgers.
* It's saturday down-time. I've got computer parts and papers, and car parts and guitars spread out all over the room, and I'm alternately fiddling with something, or throwing something away. It feels good.
* I'm supposed to be working today, but maybe I'll do it tomorrow. I'm kinda burned out from this week, gotta recharge the batteries for monday.

That's right folks, I'm going to bed.

Sometimes the little bit of skin between the bottom of my ear lobe and my neck hurts or stings.
Well, in this dream, I had been infected there by the deadly staf (yes it had only one 'f' in my dream) evil-virus-fiendish-thingie, and it was going to kill me. I vividly remember a computer-enchanced view of the little viri, which were breeding with these capsule-like, vitamin-like egg-thingies (yes, I know, my dream-creator-unit isn't exactly up on its microbiology, but then again, I was never into biology of that sort myself, in school... Now if you're talking plants and animals, on a realistic scale, well that's another story...).
So anyways, that was one of the weird dreams...


It's alright, they win this round.
But never again.


The second half of the day I spent installing OpenBSD on a soon to be authentication server thingie. It went well.
Now I'm going to do some other web/networking small jobs from home, and get paid for them, too.
Then I'm going to try to stop myself from spending said money and try to put it in my money market fund instead.
Then I'm going to try to talk myself OUT of buying ANOTHER car.
Then I'm going to make a list of what I need to fix on my current car.
Then I'm going to fix the little 5th-string nut on my banjo with epoxy or superglue and a small, grooved piece of wood.
By that time, I'll probably run across something else to blog about besides what I have done and what I'm going to do... like all the things that distracted me from doing all those things was going to do... like little brother Joe bringing in dinner and wanting to watch the rest of Blade Trinity that we started last night.

I'm STILL alive. Third day of work straight, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Of course, I was two hours late for work and I forgot my power cable for my laptop, but even so, it WASN'T THAT BAD.
Had beans for lunch, too.

...and a video of a bunch of us playing and signing Wagon Wheel with me making a lot of wrong notes and having an entirely-too-long beard now exists.

...but I ate it all on the way to work.

Have you guys ever seen THIS GUY? He's a bit much, perhaps, but... but... some things are funny, and some things are funny because they're true...

It is apparently THE most dangerous beach on the West Coast, at least in virtue of its having the highest annual mortality rate of all the beachs.
Numerous large, wind-beaten, but highly-visible signs marked out the several dangerous of this particular coastal stretch:
(1) Rip tow.
(2) Sleeper waves.
(3) Strong currents.
There was a short explanation of the killer sleeper waves and the dangers of the "eroding sand."
At the bottom of the sign, in grim print, was this dire warning: FEW SURVIVE.
(I am not making this up.)
Being the young, foolish, and haughty twenty-somethings that we all are, we laughed at death, and at these warning signs, and then we promptly sparked a couple of bottles of wine and climbed the "DANGER - Do NOT Climb" cliffs.


Worked a full eight-hour day, plus a small consulting job at lunch, and still have more work to do tonight. It looks like I'm back to the 60+ hour weeks again!
Energy levels are low. I've been leaving abruptly from where-ever I am because my energy just runs out...
I'm looking to start swimming on thursday... should help energy levels...

I'm done sitting inside at a computer terminal on this blustery day.
Crash Box and I and Nailincoffin are going to head north on the 1, and see what we can see. Hopefully we'll meet up with my older brother and his wife and some other buddies and wine taste or picnic or something. They are probably wine tasting in Napa right now.
We could attach a spinnaker to the Silver Bullet and land sail today, it's that windy.

I've been looking for moonlighting IT jobs, just to fill in the gaps with regular work the next few weeks... I don't want to re-open the floodgates of business at Your Computer Genius, because I have travel plans and various other, shifting-around plans for the rest of the summer. So if you need a quick website fix, or a small site designed, now's the time. Small contract, work-from-anywhere stuff is what I'm looking for... Craig's list, Guru.com style... And it looks like there's plenty to be done...


In other reports life's constant struggle to better oneself has been uphill as of late. I think my spelling and memory are both getting worse. But I'm keeping Webster's near, and I think writing thinks down weakens my memory. Maybe I need to spend more time absorbed in pure thought. Or reading.
Blogging may continue to be light throughout the week. I've got some work to do.

Sidenote: I've been inside too long.



I don't know the person who pens that blog, and I must confess I didn't read the whole post - it felt tedious, but I certainly know about TAC and drinking. And in an old school way, related to the folks who are there now and who were expressing their sentiments on that post...
I visited UCLA and TAC for the first time on the same trip. I may be the only one to pound a fo'ty and hang out in the 400 one day, and then get sloppy at a UCLA frat party the next. That was more than six years ago.

I think that would be WONDERFUL or THE BESTEST or AWESOME, or sumthing like that...
Then all of you
Let me know.
We could call it... the TAC Summer Blog. Or the SuperSummerBlog. Or...or...
(sound of sedative/tranquilizer dart from concerned/nearby family member hitting Dz in the back of the neck, and shortly thereafter the sound of Dz's head hitting the keyboard)
bsjykdlo.khfs.
...

So anyways, that's why I've been "laying low" this past week, recovering. It was a full on, knock-you-all-the-way-out, insurance-is-paying-for-it affair. They removed a huge clump of hardened tissue, benign.
I a l m o s t just dropped down and did a set of thirty-five pushups - which tells you that I'm almost all the way recovered - but didn't, which is good because I'd proabably have ripped some stiches out or something.
Achilles thinks I should get a T-shirt that says "I had breast-reduction surgery!" on the front, and "No, really! I did!" on the back.
I find the whole thing hilarious.
I'll be back to full physical activity in another 2-3 weeks...

Aclamen a Dios con gritos de júbilo;
Porque El Señor es sublime y terrible,
Emperador de toda la tierra."

But perhaps this will shed some light. Perhaps "Turkington" and "Turrentine" are related.
Were those guys Northern Irish, though?






We could alleviate a lot of the misery of the unproductive teenage/high school years, as well as provide folks with an instruction in diligence and practice - skills and attitudes that people NEED desperately in the rest of their lives.
That is, if we could find enough honest, skilled tradesmen to apprentice the children to...

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I was shopping* for them a few months? years? ago...
*by shopping, of course, I mean sitting at the computer, and doing something other than blogging...


In the wake of the British elections, here's an interesting article by Johann Hari from a couple of years ago. "A wise person once told me," he says, "that, if ever I wanted to figure out whether or not it was worth chatting somebody up, I should ask him what his favourite book was." And he goes on to analyse Tony Blair, Michael Howard and Charles Kennedy in the light of their favourite books.
Blair: Ivanhoe by Walter Scott -- "Can anyone be surprised that Blair chose as his favourite novelist a man who is considered both radical and conservative at the same time?"
Howard: Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald -- "Howard's social conservatism--his lectures about the threats to the social order from single mothers, for example--chimes neatly with Fitzgerald's sense of an unseen danger from below."
Kennedy: The Day of the Jackal by Frederick Forsythe -- "The mechanics of the crime take up 95 per cent of the novel... Kennedy is, at heart, a process man, a political hack who loves the 'how' of politics much more than the 'why'."
My own favourite novel is The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky. That probably gives away far more about me than I care to spell out. Go figure.

...this time it was a 5 minute visit, and a pair of socks...

...at least except for 3 places in California, one of which is the F's house...
...the second is The Hilltop... your friendly Oak View bar...
...and the third is the "smoking room" at LAX...

The Random Englishman cycled over from the city to hang out for a bit. We grabbed lawn chairs and sat out front in the sun, talked, and had tea. A concerned little brother laughingly placed orange construction cones around the front of the driveway so that an unemployed little brother didn't kill us when he came roaring home in the blue Volvo.
"Do one thing everyday that scares you," turns out to be just stepping out of the house, sitting in the driveway. What is the world coming too, children?



It is not true that you cannot find happiness in this life.
In a way, it IS true that you cannot find happiness in this life. But you CAN be given it. Someday, I will renounce all of my works. Until that day, I am building up a corpus of works to reject. I can reject anything and everything I've done MYSELF as inadequate, insufficent, and flawed. Happiness cannot be found in that which we believe will make us happy, but it can be given to us precisely in our not finding our own happiness. In our suffering, in our loss. In humility. In Truth.

Beans
Blueberries
Broccoli
Oats
Oranges
Pumpkin
Salmon
Soy
Spinach
Tea (green or black)
Tomatoes
Turkey
Walnuts
Yogurt

I claim extenuating circumstances.

- Don Turrentine, 2005




Crossing my road before the stoplight, and down the main road... Picking my time carefully... Boldly striding across the strip within a moment's interlude between streams of passing cars.
Then under the glowing, graffiti-marked spheres that pass as street lamps, four of them - one on each corner-post that marks the little bridge, where two orange and two-dimensional oversized fishes adorn a sign that reads: TROUT CROSSING.
Down to the right, a murky dark street, kids on skateboards and some other wheeled contraptions lurch across the bridge where I just passed...
The clangs of people putting out some form of garbage into cars on the street, a screen door closing, the murmur from inside a wall, and four blocks of silence.
A spider's web spans the distance between a lamp and the post; positioned perfectly to snatch the fluttering moths out of the air and snack upon them, in the dusk or twilight, or cool morning air: this lamp stays lit all night long. It shines upon a sign that I do not read as I walk past.
I walk to the end of Olema, past the bus station turn around, smelling the pine trees, the dirt on the road, and the sweet smell of some tree of which I do not yet know the name.
The bus station borders on a triangle of woods, with pine trees richly looming over a rough-cut pine fence. My fingers graze the boards...
I walk back, uninvolved, on the clean sidewalk, having tasted - but only tasted - the night.

Thus was the rumor, dispelled. But I still don't know what those crazy hippies were up to.

I have 127 GB of music on the MUSIC hard drive that I mainly listen to. And I have not finished ripping my cd's yet either. A surprsingly large quantity of that is NOT legally questionable...
The last cd I bought was...
...well, the last one I bought at Amazon was Today is My Day by The Gadjits.
The song playing as I write this is Reanimator by Amon Tobin.
And then I'm supposed to list ten songs I listen too... the most. Hmm. I'm going to kind of fudge this one... Without giving it too much thought, here's some things I've been listening to recently...
Tangled up in Blue by Bob
some stuff by The Rentals
I decided July for Kings wasn't worth listening to... fans: defend them! I'd like to hear it...
Desmond Dekker sings The Israelites, classic Reggae...
Old Crow Medicine Show and Nancy Griffith...
And O C M S is playing in San Francisco on Friday!!!

OBIVOUSLY these folks weren't around for the "glory days" of blogging!
And, besides, who is more foolish, the blogging fool, or the fool who reads him?...
...

Okay, so it was from 11:15 until 3:30... So what's your point?

Cigarette smoking makes the body metabolize Caffeine at twice the rate.
I feel a link to this guy is appropriate now.

This aggression will not stand, man!
I don't want to reveal their identity through technological means, though it would be fairly easy to do so. I think the change must come from within them. What reason could they possibly have for posting anonymously?
Anyways, I don't care who they are. But they are making a lot of blanket statements which are wrong, and they offend me, particularly because Thomas Aquinas College is a delicate subject around me. I have a significant financial and emotional investment in the place.
This is my blog, and I do what I like here. That is not to say that what I do here does not have consequences. It does. Just like every other action that we do, and a man does something with the knowledge of probable and reasonable consequences taken into account.

'course, I'll need a camera first...

"I was sane 'til I had kids."




And I'm late for my brother's play.

- get my library card renewed
- fill in the gaps in my Bob Dylan collection
- read a ridiculous amount
- finish that coding I've been meaning to do for two years: the website photo album software
- pay at least $15 in late library fees
- try to explain to my family why my learning to play the fiddle is a good thing
- whittle the extent of my personal belongings down to what fits in my guitar case, and nothing else (except the 'Bullet)...

First the Endless Approach stops posting, then Seldom Sober. I have a few weeks of mostly-dead days as well.
I think in some ways that this question is a rhetorical one. Things change over time. Life is a series of these changes... Change is better than stagnation, but also dangerous, unfriendly.
I know what I want to do in my life now. I am itching to do it, too, but it seems like mundane details get in the way. Well, best to slog through these in the best way possible, right? I'm trying to rid my life of junk and stuff, and it seems like even the very ridding my life of this stuff is an unncessary distraction caused by it. So I will use these activities as a meditation on something deeper, more complex, and beautiful.
While I attack this pile of crap that's in the middle of my room. The pile is diminishing, for now.

So, if you have good taste... You may want to skip this as well...
Be forewarned, sometimes disgust and humor go hand-in-hand.
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Let me paint the picture.
About 6 months ago I returned from an extended stay in Africa. After delaying several months, I went to a doctor in order to get checked out, healthwise, after my experiences.
The practical-minded doctor pointed out that rigorous testing was not necessary, as I was not experiencing any symptoms at all. So she ordered a few routine tests: TB, blood, stool, etc.
She gave me the injection under the skin for TB, drew the blood, and gave me the vials for the stool samples.
(You can see where this is going).
I had one more day before returning to school.
I had been at home for the last few days (it was Easter vacation), and my mother had provided me with, for the entire extent of this vacation, a constant supply of her homemade bran muffins, which I love so much. Simple, great taste, and so on and so forth.
In any case, I was not in any "condition" to produce the right "kind" of stool sample that day, for these obvious reasons.
However, I tried and tried, with varied messy and disappointing results. I was at work after this doctor's appointment, and I shelved the project, finished work, returned home, thinking nothing more of the stool samples...
Until two weeks ago, when I was cleaning out the car... And I found two vials of several week old samples, well-warmed by the sun for a couple of months. Have YOU ever found THAT in YOUR car?

2 grody bananas, 1 orange (less a few wedges which I ate), a cup or two of plain yogurt, a handfull of carrots, a sprinkling of peanuts, some ice on the bottom, and a splash of milk. Tasted pretty good, but it wasn't sweet enough for Lil' Bro' #1. Which is fine...


I'll bet I averaged four hours of sleep a night and four pints of coffee a day for the last four weeks.
Yup, I'm recovering.
And we're partying with the Archbishop tomorrow, Archbishop Levada, who soon is the #2 man in the Catholic Church, and soon will be meeting on a daily basis with the Pope.
And then hopefully into the city to party with the Random Englishman.

I'll bet the AAA man never had seen four college grads trying to unlock the driver's side door with a pair of coat hangers after he had opened the passenger's side...
Good times in Napa...


The last month has been somewhat hectic. I have work coming up soon, and it feels good to sit around the house and drink tea and tie up loose ends. I will need activity soon, but for now...
Oh, and I have this bizarre desk chair that does not have a back that I obtained from a friend who friend who claims that it is, and I quote, "the new Swedish model," which comes without a back. I thought he was joking, but it seems that he wasn't. Either way, I keep almost falling off.
RR and I might watch a movie tonight... Maybe we'll go into the city... Or maybe I'll get caught up on sleep.

...of saying...
"That's true."
Matter of factly, and after statements that obviously are. It annoys even me that I do it now.
Ex//
Someone else: "Ha, ha! That kid just got kicked in the balls!"
Me: "That's true."

The session was entertaining; a wide and varied array of faces new and old showed up, including a dude who had played the dobro for 16 years in a band. He was pretty good, and fit right in, digging the tunes we were playing. His son was a freshman at the college this last year, and his son was feeding me the first word to each verse of Dylan's Tangled up in Blue as I belted it out.
Afterwards I was walking back to my dorm at 2 am, and I was thinking: "Gee, that was a calm, relaxed, not-excessive-drinking, finals friday. Amazing."
CUT TO TWO HOURS LATER.
4:30 am. Don's asleep in bed in the dorm. The phone rings.
"Don, hey, it's Paul Canter! Kolby wrecked his truck, Cathy's in jail, Daddy's being stalked by Mexicans on the 150, and I'm stuck at Koenigstein with BC, can you help?"
"Uh, yeah...I'll be right there man."
I grabbed my Nalgene, my flashlight, my cars keys, my pants, and my former roommate, and off we went.
And that's just the beginning of the story.

"You look even more feral than when I saw you last."
And I must admit, with the long hair and the unshaven aspect, I do.

"Hey, I'll take an earlier exit off the freeway and skip some of this traffic."
I get a funny feeling that something's not quite right about it, but I do it anyway.
As I roll onto the off-ramp towards the light at the end, I hear the squeal of sirens: a LOT of sirens.
The light changes red, I roll to a stop.
Suddenly, two motorcycle policemen come, slowly, stately, around the corner, followed by a fire engine, lights flashing. Another fire engine follows it. And another, and another. I wait at the light while a parade of twenty fire engines, complete with police escort, meanders by. I sit at the light and laugh. Ya just can't get ahead...

This is good, because I've been living on coffee for at least three weeks straight. If you cut me right now, I'll probably bleed coffee.




...I've got a lot of stories to tell from the last ten days.
Hell, from the last ten hours, even...





*The word pet, which means a domisticated animal in English, is the word for fart in French (pron. pay). source.





"...we don't haf' ta drive ever again, tonight."
And so the 1.75 litre bottle of Johnnie Walker Black was introduced to our 6 oz flask... again. and again. and again.



I have stumbled upon a new marketing technique that IS IN USE in commerical establishments around you.
I was driving up to Costco today to pick up my contacts, and I stopped for a coffee at "Java House" or something - a coffee shop that I have a particular grudge against, since they bulldozed "Eric's" to make way for it, and "Eric's" was the second-best burger in the county, and the best damn philly cheesestake around.
Anyways, the marketing technique.
I ordered a coffee.
The next thing I new, I was holding a few cents in change and driving off.
Here's the secret: You dramatically overcharge your customers, and, if you do it DRAMATICALLY enough, they PAY YOU WHILE IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
Try it some time.
I'm not even going to tell you how much I spent on that cup of coffee, and they put sugar into it! They WAAAAAY overbalanced it and ruined it, and I had to drink this $3.55 cup of terrible coffee.
I guess it's welcome back to Marin County. Bastards.

Another wedding - this time in Bakersfield - is scheduled for this Saturday.

I deleted your voice mail message, and then when I tried to call you, I inadvertently deleted your number from my phone.

Well, not really that much, but it was champagne, and I haven't had much of that for a while now. So it was bubbly-fun.
I saw a lot of old friends at the wedding and reception; there were many reunions. I walked through puddles in the parking lot.
Movies I would like to get on DVD:
On the Waterfront
Garden State
Sweet & Lowdown
A hungover Robin is reading me selections from Travels with Charlie form the couch, and I've been trying to sing Neil Young songs with a begin-to-get-sick-slightly-hoarse voice. Must. Fight. It.
Oh, and I'd also like a copy of the soundtrack to Garden State.
Oh, and my new credit card gets 5% cash back on almost every purchase.

We watched True Grit today, as a family, mostly. This was a LONG day, since I went to bed at 2:45 am and got up at 8:10 am. And did not get much sleep the few previous nights.
And a few nights before that, I was in many different countries.
And there was something else, too, but I forgot.
Oh yeah, I talked to like six or seven or eight people today, old friends, for anywhere from forty minutes to an hour and a half on the phone, people scattered all across the country. Incredibly good times, though some sad news was found out.
Please pray for my friend S.C., who has been diagnosed with a malignant brain cancer, and my friend Mr. R., who has had a stroke and neurological complications that are becoming very hard for his family to deal with.
That is all.

Ah, well, I am thinking I should pickup a few web-type contracts (short term) to fill in the hole in my budget made by my Africa and (more so) my London and Ireland beer escapades, and the extra could round out my savings...


There should be publicly-funded websites for things like donating hair for cancer patients.

Christmas with the family, the way it's supposed to be!

Meaning, was I supposed to wrap those presents?!
Being new to the whole gift-giving thing, I kindof forgot that it was going to be Christmas tomorrow. "Was" because now it "is."
So, Merry Christmas!
I'm gonna go wrap a few presents before going to bed.




- It's nice to have the "@" back where it belongs, above the "2" key on the keyboard, and not where the ";" key should be.
- It's weird to be back in the same time zone as (most) of the the people I am communicating with. I no longer have to look at my clock and agonizingly calculate the time difference to see if it's ok if i call.
- I finished The Brothers Karamazov while in Cork City. I started working on The Beautiful and Damned on the way over.
- I am looking forward to driving. In MY car. With MY music, and MY subwoofer.
"Do you drink coffee or tea?"
"Yes."

But it wasn't like from a legit doctor, it was from this place on the street where you sat down and looked into this machine, and a dude on the other side did the surgery. Real sketchy. In fact, I moved away before he was done and he had to call me back. Eventually he finished, and he said that my eyes might hurt, but that in half an hour I would be able to see.
In a few minutes my vision went blurry, and I took off my contacts (that had been on throughout the entire operation!). Suddenly, I could see fine, just like that scene in Spiderman 2 where Peter Parker goes back into Spidey mode and no longer needs his glasses.
It was cool.
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Very vivid dreams these last few nights; maybe it's the Yorkshire cold. Or the alcohol.
I drank about a third of a bottle of Jack over the course of a few hours, without feeling it at all. Tasted nice, though. Had a gin and tonic later, and some red wine (South African) even later, and felt pleasantly warm.
Watched some good break dancing at the Love Apple in Bradford, but did not join in due to fear of injury... Kindof out of practice when it comes to breaking right now, gotta get back into it... slowly...
We took a taxi home (only 8 quid) from Bradford at a little past five in the morning, and crashed.
I got up, found a church and mass, went, walked back... Had breakfast - these English breakfasts are GREAT... Then went for a spin in the countryside... Would've liked to have gone for a bike ride, but the weather's too frigid...

However, I did just read The Twits, which i received in a box of Honey Nut Cheerios - which are inferior over here, I might add, which was written explictly against those with facial hair. And it ends badly for Mr. Twit, so...
Think good thoughts, good thoughts.
Ok, that's enough randominity from Manchester for today. Or at least for this post.

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And one of J's housemates just stumbled in absolutely, appalingly drunk. I may have to go fly damage control.

So I'm riding on a cloud right now. Had a fine wine, Italian Chard-Pinot Grigio blend; I've actually been focusing on these blends the last few days, and this one was definately far superior to the Fetzer (Pacific Bay, I think) that I had a few days ago.
Anyways, must go to bed soon.
I need to get a recorded copy of that Mass.
Just played tournament-style Texas Hold 'Em with J for a few hours/tournaments worth. Won two out of three, but there was some stiff competition. We didn't actually put £'s on it, but the chip value was about $1000 each. We used cut-up quarter straws, which worked out pretty well. They were color coded; reds being £25, blues and greens £15, and yellows 35. It did work nicely.

I've heard this said before, but I reiterate it. Only a corporation as inherently evil as a bank would charge you for money that they know you don't have.
Like when you overdraw your account, which I shouldn't be able to do because it should have been linked to my credit card, but... enough of that.

But I make ya laugh, constantly. So why not have me over?





Blazing Rabbit?
Cricket Club Fire?
Both excellant names for rock bands, though not as good as Atomic Tangerine.

For one week only. Because then all be in Africa, and it's anyone's guess, as the saying goes...

While I've NEVER HEARD of anyone else doing this, I eat my nightly bowl of cereal while sipping alcoholic beverages quite frequently. And the sweet bourbon and the sweet O's complement each other nicely.

Last night was a blast. People flew in for it. Drunks ended up on the roof, EVERYONE got hauled off and upended in the hot tob at some time - some head first - in their clothes, and two cell phones got ruined in the process.
I'm off to the beach with the same crew.
Further bulletins as events warranty - and I'll fill y'all in on the detail of last night later. And some pics. But for now, I'll leave it to your imagination.
Suffice it to say that we had the infamous house in Fairfax to ourselves, a wild girl from the Midwest, a 27-year old bottle of the best scotch I ever had, an old friend from Yuba City, The Random Englishman, and three T-tine brothers.
We even played Balderdash.

UPDATE: EVERYWHERE.

ARE THE PIGEON, AND
SOMDAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE.






This goes something like this:
Maybe I'll check my email first.
*sits down to check email*
*sees caseless-cd on computer desk*
Gee, I think I'll put this cd away.
*walks to cd shelf*
*sees speaker that is next to cd shelf*
Gee, I should have mounted that speaker on the wall a long time ago...
*walks over to box of screws, gets 2" deck screw out*
*walks over to screwdriver, which is sitting by window*
*puts speaker up*
Gee, I think I want a glass of water.
*walks over to glass, which is on the computer desk*
Gee, I know I have to go to work, but I think I'll check my email first...
*sits down*
And repeat...

I just realized that this mentality, far from being good for the brain, is proabably quite harmful. The brain is a far better computer than anything we can invent, and it's storage space is virtually inexhaustible.
From now on, I'm going to combat what I see as mental laziness by training myself to remember numbers and names and addresses and meticulous details.


Me: Yes? I'd like to make an appointment.
LD: I'm sorry, the office is closed. It's closed for lunch until two o'clock.
Me: Oh. Thank you.
LD: 'bye.
CLICK
blink.
blink.
Me [to myself]: If the office is closed, how come you ansered the phone?

In the dream, she leaned her head against mine, resting her forehead on my left cheek. Her whole head remained there, resting against mine. She trusted me. She fel securem safe.
I knew, in that moment, that I would NEVER betray her. Her forehead rested so sweetly, so sublime, against my cheek. In that instant, I loved her, and I would not do her wrong. I would die before she came to harm.
Though the dream is gone, if that girl came to me, I would feel the same way. I would never do her wrong. I would sooner die on her behalf.

"After five gin-and-tonics..."
"I drank half the fucking bottle," I said...reeling...
Well, Nailincoffin and I just watched ALL three of the mad max movies... With a bottle of Bombay Sapphire on deck...

I did a set of 100s, then 50s, then 100s, then 50s. Tommorrow I hope to do the same. Although by saying "hope" there, I don't really mean hope, and in fact do even mean to do it... ugh...
DREAM REPORT: My mid-morning dream involved police officers, undercover agents, people rolling down mountainsides in stranger spherical vehicles that were on fire. I was some kind of police agent, and my partner and I had taken this girl into protective custody. We traveled up this mountain to protect her up there, but then she tried to kill us, sending my buddy down the mountain in flames. She almost pushed me off the mountain, where I would have fallen to my death, and she could have done it too, but she relented, and let me guide her back down.
Later on in the dream, to celebrate that we were all still alive, I bought my buddy and a bunch of other people quadruple whiskeys at a pub. Seldom Sober was there for some reason, and he was one of the ones I bought a quad. He laughed as the bartender started bringing quadruple whiskeys to everyone in the bar... and I winced, thinking about what that would do to my wallet...

And I haven't even seen KillBill 2 yet.
Tonight, I can't sleep. It's not because of drinking; I only had a few beers. It's not because of NOT drinking; although I have been regularly consuming alcohol the last few nights... But not very much, all things considered...
And why is it that a thought pops into your head and some nagging problem suddenly gets resolved, or something you left out suddenly comes to light at FOUR-OH-FIVE in the morning? What's with that?

I decided to self-impose a bedtime (in bed, lights out) of 12:00. This worked for two days, and both nights I had a glorious sleep of 11 hours +. Now, coming off of two 11-hours-of-sleep nights, I'm wide awake at five till one. And not getting ready for bed anytime soon.
Maybe it's that I haven't been getting things done recently, and that I got a whole lot of things done today, and I feel like I'm on a roll. Maybe it's that The Muse of Programming seems to only come to me in the wee, wee hours of the morn.
Ah, well...
Oh, and that muse seriously likes substance abuse, whether it be caffeine, Mate, No-Doz, or alcohol... Hmm, what a girl, that muse...

I've had passport photos taken of me four times, and every single one made me look like a convict. All I was missing was the number. Maybe it has to do with that huge honkin' camera they use.
I always start with a smile on my face... And then the girl counts down 3...2... and by the time she fires, the smile is gone. Tarnation!




DRUNKEN PURCHASE: From Amazon, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
There were others.


To skewer an expression from my youth, "What gives?"

After I got home from Mass at 11:00 am, I field two calls and missed one, all of which were from old-time friends who are far away now.
It was really cool.
It was like people miss the socialization that typically happens on Sundays when you have a large group of people living in close proximity with friends... Sunday becomes a true day of rest, and visiting, and generally delighting in the company of others.
And it's nice that those folks with phones can still echo that sentiment.

(how many posts do I begin like that?)
my little brother's surprise birthday party is going on.
The surprise has fizzled (fizz-LED ???) out, but the party is still going strong. I'm off to join it.

These purty little orange-and-yellow thangs almost spoke to me... But they remained reserved and abashed and...distanced...
Sigh.

DAMAGE REPORT: After checking my bank account online, the damage from yesterday's excursion to REI is as grim as was expected. Firgures stayed within three digits, but still, there are cries of "atrocity."
But you should see my Panama hat. Or maybe that's what those crying "atrocity" are protesting...


It's a good thing that this glass of scotch was waiting for me.
Of course, now the bottle's unhappy.
Ah, well.
After getting WAY too little sleep these past few nights because of going too bed WAY too late, I got and left the house this morning at 11:00. I just got back a few minutes ago.
We went to a luncheon, but my stomach was still in breakfast mode, and hadn't expanded the appetite to the normal midday size. So I stuffed myself on a relatively small amount of chicken and potatoes and then STEAK! Go to the Outback Steakhouse near you. The luncheon was a thank-you for all the people who worked with the Special Olympics. My little brothers helped out a lot this year, and I went to help with the computers there once, so we were all invited. And the Outback hosted us for free -- and there were seventy or so of us.
Anyways, the day went on from there. After an endless and exhausting trek from store to store, we tired of capitalistic America and headed into Golden Gate Park in San Fran. There we met up with a buncha friends, mostly old friends from college, and we hung out in the city.
We trekked down in the downtown, exploring, and trying to find a particular cigar shop that was supposed to be somewhere near the TransAmerica pyramid.
Anyways, more later.
I bought a Panama hat at REI.


I didn't feel anything until about forty minutes after the shot, when I was rummaging around behind a computer, unpluging the monitor cable.
I changed the angle of my arm, and suddenly felt a rush of matter from my shoulder down my arm. It felt like there was a rather large mass of sludge under my skin that had shifted and moved downhill.
Now my left arm feels like, well, it got shot.





As I watched him stick it on I was thinking to myself:
"Don't you usually shave the ankle that you are putting it on so that it doesn't rip all that hair out when you take it off?"
I distinctly remember that, because we would all make fun of the other soccer guys because they "shaved their legs" and tease them mercilessly...
I just had to rip that wrap off because I was showering. It took about three or four good rips, and now my right ankle has just about the same quantity of hair on it that it would have if it had been shaved. It was painful, let me tell you... In a ridiculous sort of way...

And my chiropracter is on of my computer consulting clients from way back. We generally don't charge each other for our work; we just keep track of it and barter, swapping computer consulting hours for chiropractic adjustments.
I have a bunch of clients that I do that with, for various services, and it's really cool. It gives a kind of small-town, middles-ages, wholesome feel to it all.
linkage:
San Anselmo Chiropractic -- I cannot recommend highly enough...
Your Computer Genius -- My computer consulting company...

28 days until I land in Africa, +/- the international date line.

Luckily, most of the time this results in a working device.
I guess it's because I don't want to go through the hassle of returning something and the cost for me and for the company who produced it and shipped it if its something i can easily (or sometimes not so easily) fix with my own two hands.
Of course, usually it ends up costing a few hours of time, and some bloody knuckles, like today, but damn it, it makes me feel productive. Hmm.

Blog?
Work.
Blog?
Work?
Blog.
Work-blog?!
Wog.
Snap!
Listen to Jimmy Buffet.
Fin
(Eric of Straight White Guy fame posted about good ol' Jimmy the other day, so that's probably why I was thinking 'bout Jimmy...)


July 25, 2004, 1.43 pm
After I fixed the sprinklers, I examined the pots. Ahh, they were not empty. They were full of half-covered cigarette butts, mostly filters. Meaning Camel filters. Someone is trying to grow cigarette trees in my back yard!
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July 25, 2004, 10.29 am
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July 25, 2004, 1.26 am
I carry it, pretty much everywhere I go. I use it quite a bit in my line of work.
But the question at hand:
Do I take it to Africa with me?
Chances are good that we will be mugged over there. It's probably, even. Sure we'll take precautions. Do not go out at night. Never go anywhere alone. But still chances are...
And when we do get mugged, it would be best not to defend oneself -- at least if robbery is all they're up to. So do I carry the knife and let the first muggers take it off me? Or do I leave it behind, and forsake what may be a necessary survival tool? Hmm.
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July 25, 2004, 1.22 am
Mother went outside and turned off the breaker at the breaker box. We didn't know which one it was because most of the breakers aren't labeled, and the wiring in the house is screwed up, so we plugged a fan into the outlet below the plug, and she flipped them off one by one, and I hollered out the window when the fan went off. I told her to turn the rest of the breakers back on, and come back inside.
Then I did my work, pulling the knob off, unscrewing the plate, unscrewing the old dimmer switch, taking off the wirenuts one-by-one and putting in the new switch. Throughout the whole thing I used insulated tools, and never touch the wires in a dangerous position. I treated them as if they were hot the whole time.
When I was finished, I flipped the switch on, testing the action. To my surprise, the lights came on. I look at Mom. She gasped, and nearly had a heart attack.
However, I was not shaken-up. This was a dramatic proof of the principles I have always held.
Things become dangerous when they are in the hands of those who do not understand them. I am not preaching knowledge as the cure-all for evil here, but merely saying that a rational being need not fear that which he understands.
Electricity, guns, cars: all these things highlight man's ability to either rationally control something, or irrationally fear it.
When working with electricity, to be safe, you did what I did: treat the wires as if they are always hot. Not once in the whole course of the operation did I touch the wires with my bare hands. Not once did I have two "live" wires uncapped. I worked with one wire at a time. I worked with one hand in the box at a time. I used insulated tools to twist and crimp the wires (and of course my Guardian Angel was their to keep me from doing anything stupid).
The same thing applies to guns. If you (1) never point the gun at anything you wouldn't mind shooting, and (2) treat every weapon as a loaded weapon, there shouldn't ever be a problem.
I don't fear guns or electricity. But there's a reason why you need a license to deal with these things.
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July 24, 2004, 10.13 pm
One of them was inconsequential; I'll let it pass. Here it is:
I woke up this morning to a message on my preferred file sharing program which in no unclear terms called me the l-word, among other things.
That pissed me off. This little bandito de internet does not even know what a leech is. I mean, sure, I appeared to be a leech, but with these crappy DSL lines, you can't go both ways, if you know what I mean. You've gotta go one way at a time, which is what I do [I hope somebody takes that out of context]. So anyways...
On to number two.
Two of my little brothers are three thousand miles away. I call their cell phone. Some schmuck answers their phone. Pretends to be my brother. Is insistent.
Damn it, I know what my brother sounds like on the phone, prick! Quit playing your f*cking games with me!
Eventually I weasel it out of him that my brother left the phone in the hotel room, and went out.
But he still is monkeying around, pretending to be my brother. I volunteer to come to Florida and inflict bodily harm on him, in no uncertain terms. In fact, in rather rude terms. Using anglo-saxon four-and-three letter words.
I don't know, but there is something about family matters that gets my blood up. If someone threatens me, I can deal with it, I am cool, I back off, talk them down, dispell the fight.
But if someone goes after a member of my family, they'd better have made things alright with their Maker, because I'm gonna lose it. And that goes for my friends too. If I've got your back they'll be peeling either me or them off the pavement, because I won't stop.
I hope that that prick doesn't tell my brother that I called, for his own safety. I further hope that I never meet him, because I certainly feel like giving him a piece of my mind. Or a knuckle-sandwich.
I'll bet five bucks that he's a single child. Or he takes his siblings for granted.
Every one of my brothers has four brothers to look after them. We're a band. You fuck with one of us, you fuck with all of us. And we'll take you down.
Ok, now the "Christain Charity" reminder light is going off. Blink, blink! Remember "Christian Charity."
Yeah, sure.
"Turn the other cheek."
When it comes to me, yes. I can do that. That's my department.
But when it comes to turning the cheeks of those I love, that I cannot do. I would rather die.
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July 24, 2004, 4.56 pm
I used to swim competitively on a team that regularly sent people to the olympic qualifiers, and even had people win those trials.
Of course, when I started I was no good at swimming, and I couldn't even make the slowest intervals on the teams. But, after much hard work and much encouragement from the coach, I was in the best shape of my life. My buddies on the team and I were in a rare group of people, where there was only a small subset of the human race that eclipsed us in terms of pure physical prowess (ok, I'm starting to get carried away here, but it's true!). We would play ultimate frisbee on the weekends, and we would get out there and just run and run and run and we'd look back and see how we'd covered these vast expanses of land, all effortlessly, and we'd laugh and do it again...
So anyways, then came a time of binge-drinking, cigarette-smoking, college women, pneumonia, and other forms of abuse. Which pretty much beat that world-class swimmer outta me.
But i'm going to get back in shape, dammit!
linkage: Marin Pirates Swim Team
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July 23, 2004, 8.01 pm

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July 23, 2004, 2.00 am
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July 22, 2004, 10.14 pm
I usually don't do these quizzes (and yes, quizzes has two z's, for all you scrabble afficianados...), but i started it, and this just seemed to fit. Now if it had said car that probably would have been a better fit, because I get 4-5 hits per day on my car, of people who stop and stare at her. And that's just the ones I see doing it while I'm sitting at my desk.
A: People who come in look constantly in shock. Whether that's good or bad, I don't know.
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July 22, 2004, 6.02 pm
New Item on Ebay! And I actually went to the moon to take this picture! I love this new camera! But I need to shoot a few "rolls" of "film" first to get the hang of it! And Strunk & White would shoot me if they read this post!
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July 22, 2004, 3.50 pm
"Gender equality" partly to blame for fertility decline
linkage: http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=31018
Hmm. I just got a book called Taking Sex Differences Seriously, and while I haven't read very much of it, it has served as an amazing conversation piece. Dozens of people have picked it up off my nightstand in my bedroom -- yes, dozens of people have been in my bedroom, and close to my nightstand in the last week -- and it has sparked many conversations. You should read it, or at least buy it and leave it conspicuously lying about.
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July 22, 2004, 1.30 pm
I had played around with the S7000 at costco, even thought about buy it, but the thing may very well get stolen in Africa, so the extra $250 isn't worth it, I think. I can tolerate a $300 camera being stolen. I don't know about $550 one. Anyways I was pleasantly surprised to find that the S5000 is quite a bit smaller than the S7000. It's nice.
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July 22, 2004, 1.54 am
"funny pictures of george bush dipping snuff"
and
"heart beeps band music from san jose"
Do you, uh, smoke crack?
Craaaaaaaaack...
(Get it?)
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July 22, 2004, 1.47 am
I'll post what I remember tommorrow (afternoon).
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July 21, 2004, 6.57 pm
What's not so surprising is that people meet people in airplanes and airports...
Love is in the air: Southwest passengers find love in an empty seat
linkage: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5444145/
...but what IS so surprising is that in a 900-word post entitled "Love is in the air: Southwest passengers find love in an empty seat" there is ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION of the mile-high club. I mean, sheesh. C'mon.
hat-tip: Nail In Coffin
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July 21, 2004, 4.13 pm
It scared the crap outta me the first time I turned it on (Heh) and it did that. "Woah, did I hit the wrong tap?"
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July 20, 2004, 9.36 pm
If I forget that rocks and trees and greenry are more real than computers and cars and socks, I lose my sanity.
But in an unfortunate twist of irony, distain for material things tends to destroy those things eventually. Sigh.
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July 20, 2004, 8.41 pm
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July 20, 2004, 2.33 am
Got this in an email from a friend. Read the first third of it. Very interesting.
linkage: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/146/story_14691.html
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July 20, 2004, 2.03 am
While running -- yes, LITERALLY running, we were late -- into town to se a movie, I stepped off a curb and rolled my anchor. My past years of karate (along with my Guardian Angel) intervened, and I plunged into a combat roll instead of breaking my ankle.
But it's definately sorn, somewhat strained, if not sprained. I walked the rest of the way to the movie, sat through it -- it was I, Robot, very decent movie, enjoyable -- and walked back home. Then elevated it and iced. I wonder God's trying to tell me with all these minor injuries that keep happening...
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July 19, 2004, 1.47 pm
They put us up when I was up there in February, and I expect to see them in early August when I pass through there again. Truly a wonderful couple.
We stopped at TRE's Aunt and Uncle and Cousins' house last night on our way back from the south bay area. They live north of the bay, just a few minutes from my house.
The wine was flowing, and we ate a wonderful meal. They love to cook, and they serve meals in courses, like traditional French chefs, including the salad and cheese courses at the end of the meal. We also made homemade ice cream, which was incredibly rich, and good.
Then we played these mind-numbingly-frustrating "parlor" games that lasted into the wee hours of the morning as I -- literally -- banged my head on the wall, trying to figure it out.
Apparently these games haved been passed down over centuries, and they originated before TV and whatnot. They are great. It's hard to explain it here, but, if our paths ever cross and we have an evening and some drinks...
The cool thing is that no one EVER tells you what the secret of the game is: and no one has EVER been told it. Each person has to figure it out for themselves. And it has been going on for CENTURIES. I wish I could explain better...
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July 19, 2004, 12.57 am
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July 16, 2004, 6.50 pm
Vaguely the memory of the previous night seeped through my alcohol-soaked head.
Limos. There were definately limos involved.
And the bachelor-dude puked in one of them!
Which we paid for.
But seriously, we had a wonderful bachelor party for my buddy who is getting married tommorrow. We surprised him, piled into the waiting limo, and headed north to San Francisco. After hitting up a cool bar just northwest of Chinatown, where a cool band was playing slide guitar. The drummer beat on two overturned buckets with his hands and spoons.
We bought the bachelor-boy muchos rounds of drinks. The band sung "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" at his request. They also wished him "Happy Birthday," even though it wasn't. Bachelor party, birthday party, who wants to pick nits?
We hit up some more bars, made the limo drive over steep hills which made these awful grinding noises on his transmission. We almost got stuck multiple times.
Then we had a nice time exploring the embarkadero while looking for a bathroom, which we found, sort of. Let's just say that there was puddle before we got there. And it wasn't any smaller after we triple-tag-teamed it.
More bars, more drinks, pizza. Lots of fun. Then bachelor dude had to puke, and we were back in the limo on the way back.
"Oh, puke in the champagne bucket. It's removable," said one concerned friend.
The bachelor tried to do so.
However, the bucket was not removable, which caused a very funny scene to develop. Not funny when we were handing over the cash for the limo half an hour later, and when we had to explain how the paper bag we substituted for the champagne bucket had leaked all over the limo.
Quotation from the next morning:
"I've been drinking water and Maylox for four hours, and I've still been puking THAT up!"
It was AWESOME.
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July 14, 2004, 2.29 pm
And I worked!
I got shtuff done!
And I didn't even blog!
Ok, maybe a little...
But, still!
So now I'm going to go biking in the city, where it is apparently a beautiful day!
I hope my knees hold up.
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July 13, 2004, 7.07 pm
Apparently, I am one of these. Or, at any rate, this describe me, at least in terms of the computer business. I just got an email, which described me as an "au courant," and sought my advice.
character stats increase!
+1 vocab
linkage: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/au%20courant
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July 12, 2004, 10.18 pm
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July 12, 2004, 1.50 pm
No, actually it felt pretty good. I only did about half of my normal workout because
Around lap 7 I got a endorphin [or whatever doctors say it is now] buzz, but it faded pretty quickly and left me feeling tired, despite the pounding techno music that kept me going, somewhat, through lap 10. Hopefully I'll be able to move tommorrow. I'm think of starting swimming.

July 11, 2004, 6.17 pm

We did not let the facts that he had never sailed before and that I had not sailed very much, and certainly not in the last five years, stop us.
We went over to my folk's house and borrowed the gas-guzzling Suburban. We hooked up the trailer hitch. We got the life jackets.
Then we drove over to the grandparents' house where our family stores the little 13-foot catamaran known affectionately as the "Kitty Hawk."
After wrestingly the trailer onto the hitch and up the driveway, we high-tailed it down to Bayfront Park, in Mill Valley, which I am NOT going to link to, because although it is a lovely park, the promised "small crafts launching ramp" was either [a] not existent, or [b] a ridiculous float, to which there was no vehicular access, and from which it would be next to impossible to launch our craft.
So, aided by a wonderful GPS navigation device which traced out, in bright, electronic-green swathes, our circular and repeated navigation of the greater Mill Valley area, we searched for a suitable launching site.
Eventually we gave up on Mill Valley, and the calm waters of Richardson Bay, and decided to go swimming instead. A phone call with my father provided insight as to where we should go.
We arrived shortly thereafter at McNear's beach. We paid eight dollars to get in.
As we drove down into the overflow parking lot, we realized that we may be able to launch the boat relatively easily, even without a ramp. There was only about twenty-five feet of beach that we would have to port our ship across.
So, way behind schedule, and running dangerously close to missing the only other scheduled event of the evening -- mandatory feeding of the dog I was babysitting -- we hurried to assemble the boat. Actually we first hurried to open our beers. Then we hurried to assemble the boat.
After much trial and error, and a significant amount of mast-raising and mast-lowering, we were able to get the boat into what seemed to be a halfway-reasonable condition for launch.
We ran the sail up to test it, and then, lowering it, we ported the boat down to the water.
We loaded aboard our provisions, including more beer, and sausages, and melon, and water, and all sorts of delectable goodies. In fact, it felt almost more like a picnic than a sea-faring adventure.
We shoved off, and before we knew it, we were out in San Pablo Bay. Which is part of San Francisco Bay. And this particular part of the bay was populated by incredibly HUGE ships. Including oil tankers and things that looked like military landing craft, the latter of which had a hackle-raising habit of heading straight towards us.
Before we knew it, we were uncomfortably far from shore, the two of us being land-lubbers and all. There was a significant current, which was augmented by huge wakes rolling in from the various ships that kept crusing by. These two forces, coupled with a fairly strong wind began to push us northwards.
Which would have been fine, except for two things. One, northwards there was a huge metal-and-concrete pier that jutted out in an "L" shape, cutting us off from open water. Two, our sail was not up correctly.
The whole time that we were setting up the boat, I have been obssesing about this rail that ran up one side of the mast. I kept thinking that the lanyard ran up inside it, but I couldn't figure out how it would. So I finally gave up.
Well, I realized, when we were already far out from shore, that that rail was made for the sail to go in, and that the reason that we were luffing and barely able to catch any wind was because without the sail in the rail, the propulsive force of the sail is undermined by the wind's ability to sneak between the inside of the sail and the mast.
So we dropped sail, and I worked to fix my mistake.
Meanwhile, we drifted closer and closer to the pier at an alarming rate.
Finally, we got the sail back up. We tacked crosswind successfully, and we actually got some speed. Then we tried to tack back the other way, and for some reason we lost all wind-power, and due to our general lack of sailing expertise, we were unable to get back under wind power.
With the impending collision with the pier foremost in our minds, we gripped our paddles and feversihly rowed against the wind, current, and wake to escape our large concrete predator.
And then Neoteronous's paddle snapped in half.
And then we ran into the pier.
A man appeared out of nowhere on top of the pier, accompanied by several wide-eyed young ladies, who seemed especially concerned with our fate, primarily, I'm sure, because of our handsome and masculine appearances. This man (or guardian angel, as he very well might have been, since he disappeared immediately after coming to our aid) helped us fend off the pier, on which he was standing.
We caught sight of a metal pole that ran the length of the pier, and I stood on the front of the boat, up on the pontoon, with my arms out and forcefully keeping the mast and the metal rail apart. Neoteronous was doing the same thing on the aft side, and once the oncoming current required so much counter force that, after shoving the boat away with his feet, he was left hanging from the metal pole on the pier, the boat having skittered out from under him.
I looked back, but all my efforts were concentrated on muscling the pier away, and I could not lend a hand to my struggling sailor-mate.
However, my aid was not necessary. With a burst of adrenaline, he catapulted himself along the metal pole, going hand-over-hand Navy SEAL-style until he was able to leap back into the retreating boat. The wide-eyed young ladies were especially impressed with this feat.
Soon we reached the shoreline, and waving goodbye to our new-found friends and rescuers, and to the pier as well, we walked the boat along in the shallow water. After a ways we pushed out to deeper water, and began rowing with the one remaining paddle and sculling with the dual rudders.
This was fairly successful, and to celebrate, we opened another round of beers. We also discussed how we should have, instead of simply running into the pier, boarded it and claimed it for the king of england. We could have run up the Jolly Roger, and then shimied up the mast, and thrown down plunder and booty and wide-eyed maidens onto our ship.
Of course, then, as Neoteronous pointed out, we still would have been stuck at the pier, but at least, as I suggested, we would have drama and romaticism tied in as well. We surmised that we had perhaps provided enough amusement to the adjacent parties, and so we moved on.
Having successfully exited the danger zone, we again ran up the sail, and successfully sailed to shore.
There we discovered -- as we tried to heave the boat which seemed incredibly heavier than when we lugged it into the water -- that we had not put in the plugs for the drainage holes in the pontoons.
This means that the whole time we were out in the water, the ship was slowly sinking. Had we stayed out much longer, the pontoons would have been riding well under water.
We finished our picnic and beer on board the boat -- but only because it was safely beached.
When the water finally drained out of the hulls (we estimated that they were more than half-full), we loaded up the trailer and headed for home.
So there you have it. The adventures of two non-sailors on the treacherous San Pablo Bay. It was a beautiful day, and a correspondingly crazy adventure.
Source: http://www.bayaccess.org/launchsites.html

July 9, 2004, 11.31 pm
We have been hanging out in the house that I have been housesitting, with the dog, Bogart, that I have been babysitting. Hardwood floors, beautiful kitchen, wireless, battery-powered internet and a gas grill. With prime ground beef. What more could you ask for?
A beautiful wife, and some little munchkins running around, but that's a few years distant, at least.
Anyway, we've been living the life here in northern ca.

July 8, 2004, 11.41 pm
Source: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=39253

July 8, 2004, 4.16 pm
These last few days I've been running around like crazy: running errands, working like a fiend, socializing.
Went to see the Grandfolks & Uncle over at the 125 Club and got decimated in scrabble by my Grandad.
We play vicious games under "tournament rules" (which a certain MG strongly disagrees with) that end with the winner being the first person to score 150.
The first game I was playing long words, 7, 8, 9 letters, and the game ended after only seven plays. Grandad beat me, but the play before I scored fifty points, putting me at 147. Second game wasn't as close -- I was playing all these little words that were mostly 18 or 22 points, not so good...

July 6, 2004, 8.19 pm
[With these short, matter-of-fact posts, I feel like I'm becoming like The Dullest Blog in the World.
I'm not sure if that is a bad thing or not, given my post from earlier today.

July 6, 2004, 3.55 pm
smirk.
Or maybe she was just shocked at how dirty it is. Maybe she was in shock and disbelief. But I prefer my first theory.

July 6, 2004, 3.52 pm
Of course, now I need to plant an emergency check in the old bank account before all those durn checks I wrote today get cashed.
I got some of my vaccinations for Africa, too...

July 6, 2004, 10.08 am

July 6, 2004, 1.01 am
When you get down to it, it's pure materialism and greed and crap. And it gets you down after a while. Sigh.
So you listen to punk rock internet radio, and it doesn't help. Maybe breaking things? Wanton destruction? Do we have any cardboard boxes that need a bare-knuckle-breakdown? I'm off to the garage to see...

July 5, 2004, 1.45 am

July 5, 2004, 1.10 am
We ate dinner at a friend of TRE's house, three roommates hosted this wonderful lamb dinner, with various greens, and rice with apricots, delicious. Then a homemade desert, that I didn't quite catch the name of, but it was accompanied by these awesome fresh blueberries, prepared in triple-sec, lemon juice, and sugar.
There were something like twelve people, all crowded around this little 6-person table in the kitchen, while the wonderful chef brought dish after dish of great, home-cooking to our plates. Several bottles of wine (including some LARGE bottles) were rapidly consumed, leading to the infamous "black-toothed situation."
Then we went to watch the fireworks. Which were kinda lame, because the fog layer was so low that all the fireworks were shot up into the clouds, where they exploded and where we could not see anything from them but flashes that lit up the clouds. Some of the fireworks sent showers of sparks and whatnot down, which did manage to raise some "ooh's" and "aah's" from the crowds that had gathered on top of the various buildings.
Then we all went to get ice cream at Swenson's, where we were served by a "very professional man, with a mustache." Somehow our group got split up -- rumor had it that some folks were headed to a club named "Stud" to hook up with a chick named "Amy."
So it was myself, TRE, RK, and ARA. We continued to hang out, ate our ice cream on a nice bench, and swapped stories and whatnot. Then we headed back to the girls' pad, where we made G&T's. More chatting. We climed up the fire escape unto the roof and made fun of the neighbors. 'Twas a good fourth.

July 4, 2004, 12.04 am
Well, I sold it to a guy in Stockholm, Sweden. I love the internet. In fact, I love it so much that, just this once, I am going to capitalize it. The Internet. There. See what I've done?

July 3, 2004, 11.54 pm
Now some once-in-a-lifetime opportunities as so-named because they are rare, and you most likely will only get to do them once. And some are so-named because they kill you. Here's hoping that this opportunity of mine is the former.
I'm going to go to Africa in a few weeks, and I'll be there for a few months. First we are going to fly into Nairobi, Kenya. Then we are going to go on Safari for two weeks. Then we are going to proceed, probably by plane, to Kisumu. My grandfather flew flying boats into Lake Victoria, once upon a time.
I am not quite sure what we will be doing in Kenya. Some of my friends have extensive medical experience, so they will be put to work doing that. My other friends and I will probably be teaching. Maybe we will do some physical labor. Maybe my computer and electrician skills will come in handy. I only wish that I had time to finish my private pilot's license before I go.
There was more I was going to write about now, but I forgot what it is. So, more later. I'm going to bed.

July 3, 2004, 9.28 pm
This outing left me too exhausted (my energy levels are terribly low after this fight with the flu) to execute my plan for the evening, which was to head south and meet up with Neoteronous and Heraclitus. I'll have to reschedule.

July 2, 2004, 5.44 pm
Actually it wasn't THAT bad. I stood then sat in line for what seemed like an eternity, waiting for these people who must have been the most unprepared jackanapes you can imagine.
Imagined conversation between jackanape and passport lady:
JACKANAPE: Hello. How may I help you?
PASSPORT LADY: That's my line.
JACKANAPE: Oh.
PASSPORT LADY: So... How may I help you?
JACKANAPE [to kid]: Shutup now, dammit!
PASSPORT LADY: Do you have your passport forms?
JACKANAPE JR: Waaaaah!
[SMACK! JACKANAPE strikes child]
JACKANAPE: Yeah, uh, I need a passport, for me, and for this little...
PASSPORT LADY: I'm calling Child Protective Services. Next!
PASSPORT LADY: On second thought, let's get you both out of the country, shall we?
I am not making this up. The lady behind me had two kids, one really cool < 10 yr old who was trying to entertain the 2.5 yr old who was disturbing an unbelievablely large number of innocent bystanders.
Not to toot my own horn, but me, I had my form all filled out, ready to go BEFORE I walked into the building. And when it turned out that I needed to fill out form DS-64, which I hadn't anticipated, it took all of three minutes. Yessir, 80 minutes in line, 8 minutes in the room.



























Commentary:
"Commuter Genius" heh heh heh.
clara